If I were an alien....

If I was an alien in a foreign country,
I wouldn't know where to go,
If they spoke another language,
I wouldn't know the difference between yes and no!

If I was an alien in outer space,
I wouldn't be able to tie up my lace!
Because gravity's the principal up there,
And life in space is quite unfair!

I'm happy I'm not an alien,
Sitting in a UFO,
But here in algebra class,
There's nothing I know !

( Hypothetically speaking )